Well, folks ... it finally happened. Some dubbed it the biker 'do, others referred to it as the hair band look or "hippie chic," but whatever you personally preferred to call it, it's gone. Warren Savage has cut his hair! He had been rocking the shoulder-length look since the 70s, so it shook Campbell HQ to the core this morning when he stepped into the office sporting a new close-cropped style.
Rumors are flying thick and fast as to what the motivation for this massive change might have been, with speculations ranging from a bad run-in with bubblegum to an unfortunate clipper malfunction while trimming his immaculately maintained mustache. I tried all day to get a photo of Warren and his new look, but he was having none of it. "If they're so curious, they can see it at the GSA Silicon Summit in a couple of weeks," was the only comment he cared to offer on the matter.